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richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

Cockjugglingthundercunt

He waited until 5pm the next day to even acknowledge something happened

He waited until 5pm the next day to even acknowledge something happened

hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

All he did was tell e’rybody to get up

dorkly:

520-bro:

ah fuck

Pokemon X and WHHHHHYYYYY?

superwhoachievementlockednarwhal:

zanetehaiden:

capslockapocalypse:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

WRITE.
A STORY.

I did

you should read the story

megustamemes:

Japanese TV looks like fun.

Is that The Rock on the bottom?

woman-of-winterfell:

one of these people is going to get off the island

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast