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hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

All he did was tell e’rybody to get up

dorkly:

520-bro:

ah fuck

Pokemon X and WHHHHHYYYYY?

superwhoachievementlockednarwhal:

zanetehaiden:

capslockapocalypse:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

WRITE.
A STORY.

I did

you should read the story

megustamemes:

Japanese TV looks like fun.

Is that The Rock on the bottom?

woman-of-winterfell:

one of these people is going to get off the island

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

greatfatsby:

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Benedict Cumberbatch?

driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

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